The letter of the day is H

Today's post is brought to you by the letter H, as in Hilarious. This weekend was fabulous, full of hacking, wheezing, and mutual enjoyment of the Mongolian Death Flu. Some highlights:

• Woke up Sunday morning with a terrible earache. Lost my balance quite suddenly, leading to a rendezvous with the porcelain throne. My very first vertigo spell! (applause)
• Diagnosed with an acute alien parasite invasion in the inner cavities of my skull.
• Spent the day half-enjoying great cinema and half-screaming in pain.
• It was the most memorable Easter Sunday of my life.

Not having use of my right ear has led to more than a few dizzy spells. Wobbly antics ensue when I look around, read, or attempt to walk in a straight line. Still can't hear out of my right ear... I inadvertently had a hilarious conversation with a woman who was asking if I spoke Spanish (I couldn't hear her in English, let alone in a foreign language).

I discovered a few things today:

• BYU has bred a new species of human: the rare (but somehow populating) sock-bearing Croc wearer. 
• BYU students are more than willing to leave valuables out in the open when going to the bathroom. It's as if they have never lived in the ghetto slums before.
• BYU girls have no qualms about offering desserts to complete strangers on the street at the unholy hour of 8 pm. See "ghetto slums" reference.

My, what wonderful things I'm learning in the higher education system!

Welcome to my mind.

Enjoy your stay.